Matrimony

Three friends married women from different parts of the world.....
The first man married a Filipino. He told her that she was to do
the dishes and house cleaning.
It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to
see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a Thai. He gave his wife orders that she
was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.
The first day he didn’t see any results, but the next day he saw
it was better.
By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were
done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from CANADA.
He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn
mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn’t see anything, the second day he
didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone
down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed
enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.

He still has some difficulty when he pees.

R-O-T-F-L-M-A-O ! :grinning: :smiley: I had to find a handkerchief to dry my eyes from laughing so hard.

LOL Larry, gotta watch those hockey playing/lumberjack women up there, eh?

Don't tell my wife, please!

Deal 8)