Seriously...can I PLEASE just pay you to finish?

Please take a look at this thread: http://www.arduino.cc/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1251612515.

As someone who has spent many years building audio electronics, I can fully appreciate the desire to teach someone to fish rather than to give them a fish...but I am absolutely not a fisherman. ;D I'm a musician that has spent 16 hours a day for the last four days trying to get this to work. Yes, I am very close! But I really really need to be doing other things right now. I would be honored if someone would be willing to button this code up for me (at least getting two LEDs to do the required settings and showing me how to do the other 30). I'd be more than honored-I'd be happy to compensate you for your time. I can imagine this would take an experienced coder 15 minutes. ;D

Thanks for considering.
You can email me direct at Joel (at) Rattletree (dot) com
sincerely,
Joel