If the question is serious is has no place here. Jokes are by their nature "off topic", and have a twist. Replying in the spirit of Bar Sports (or what other irrelevant things you say in a bar) it is perfectly acceptable. Black humor or whatever.
I was recently informed of this little nugget of life philosophy on some social media:
"I never will do a bungy jump. I came to this world because of a broken rubber, and I do not want to leave the same way".
I the TV series "Dead Like Me" the heroine is killed by a toiletseat that fell from a spacestation.
So that's at least two ways I'd like to avoid...