post 'em if ya gottem!
I love a good intellectual question like this
What's wrong with just liking breadsticks? I like them.
Many years ago I was at a party, possibly inebriated(!) and chatting away, then looked up acrossto the kitchen to see everyone in there suddenly break breadsticks over each other's heads - neverfound out why. They were possibly inebriated too I guess.
Can't ya just see a young Kyle MacLaughlin riding on such a breadstick, through the open desert, its maw open (revealing the delicious butteriness inside - I mean row upon row of razor sharp teeth), leading the Fremen into battle against the Harkonnens, and their Imperial Padishah'n allies.No? Me neither.