Total newbie

The Uno has 6 analog inputs (ADC) and can "talk" via USB to a PC / Mac / whatever using serial communications. You can attach shields as you said to have an SD card and RTC.

Example here: Adafruit Assembled Data Logging shield for Arduino : ID 1141 : $13.95 : Adafruit Industries, Unique & fun DIY electronics and kits

SD card support, and RTC, just plug it in. Then add your sensors.

How should I proceed?

It's fun, but I think you will have to learn some programming. There are various books and online tutorials that should smooth your path in that direction.