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nickgammon

Now this one is more like it:

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You have been chosen. Contact { xxxxxxx } For More Info
 
We can't all be chosen, right?
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More info: http://www.gammon.com.au/electronics

dmjlambert

How's this for a weird message?
I believe what they are looking for is a mule.   Perhaps you'll get to meet famous and fun people in this new job, somebody like Walter White.   Be careful though, because he IS the danger.

TomGeorge

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Good afternoon !
My name Lyuda.Ya live in Moldova.
I am 34 years old .I would love to find a loved one.
I would like to have a meaningful relationship.
Please tell me some facts about you.
Where do you live and what is your age
It will be very interesting for me,
to hear a little bit about you and your life.
I believe that it would be interesting for you to know about me.
I look forward to your letter.
Have a nice day ! Respond me to my email address.
Sincerely, Ludmila
Interesting.
Nick is she another two timing Russian woman?

Tom.... :o
Everything runs on smoke, let the smoke out, it stops running....

nickgammon

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Please tell me some facts about you. ...

Full legal name, address, credit card number, expiry date, CCV code, mother's maiden name, answer to the secret question your Bank asks you, phone number. I promise I'll tell you all about me once you reply.
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nickgammon

How do I even become the target for this sort of stuff?

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I grew up eating the occasional non-ironic tater tot hotdish, so I feel justified to give you the 411 on this staple midwestern casserole: tater tot hotdish usually has a ground beef and veggie mixture, made with some gravy ...
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TomGeorge

Hey;
There it is,

http://pinchofyum.com/sweet-potato-tater-tot-hotdish

non-ironic tater tot hotdish


Tom.... :)
Everything runs on smoke, let the smoke out, it stops running....

Henry_Best

How do I even become the target for this sort of stuff?
They don't know the difference between recipe and receipt.

ChrisTenone

Atmosphere carries combustion vapors to places where they will do good instead of harm - Mike Faraday's 'History of a Candle': https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6W0MHZ4jb4A

Whoops ::)

nickgammon

You know how you get spam messages that helpfully inform you that they aren't spam?

I got something similar today:

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This is legit; THE REAL DEAL
Yeah, absolutely, I believe you. ;)

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xxx  is GIVING AWAY his cutting-edge MONEY SUCKING program.
Right! Ah, why is he doing that? Why isn't he just making himself rich?

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He's GIVING IT AWAY to the first 20 that respond.
The first 20 suckers, I get it.
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TomGeorge

Another way of giving money away.
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Dear Friend,

                              MAY PEACE BE UNTO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.

Please this email is no SPAM message. Your attention to this message will change our life's believe me, And I NEED JUST YOUR CO-OPERATION.


How are you today? Well it is a pleasure to contact you on this regard and I prayed that this will turned out to be an ever lasting relationship for both of us. How ever it's just my urgent need for a foreign partner that made me to contact you for this Transaction. I am a banker by profession from Burkina-Faso in West Africa and currently holding the post of Director Auditing and Accounting Unit of the Bank

I have the opportunity of transferring the left over fund (8.5 Million Us Dollars) Eight Million Five Hundred Thousand United States of American Dollars of one of my Bank clients who died along with his supposed next of kin on March 11th 2007 at Madrid train attack, Hence
I am inviting you for business deal where the money can be shared between both of us in the ratio of 60% / 30% while 10% will be mapped out for any expenses that may occur along the business. If you are really interested in my proposal further details of the Transfer will be forwarded unto you as soon as I receive your return mail

JUST GET BACK TO ME HERE FOR MORE DETAILS ABOUT THIS BUSINESS OK

Kind Regards,

Mr.Ututuuotu Wadi.
Everything will come unto me......
All those "United States of American Dollars"
Everything runs on smoke, let the smoke out, it stops running....

Robin2

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I am inviting you for business deal where the money can be shared between both of us in the ratio of 60% / 30% while 10% will be mapped out for any expenses that may occur along the business.
Does he really think 10% is enough to stay out of gaol ?

...R
Two or three hours spent thinking and reading documentation solves most programming problems.

Henry_Best

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the money can be shared between both of us in the ratio of 60% / 30%
Who gets the 60% and who gets the 30%?
I guess he gets 100% of your bank account.

nickgammon

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Eight Million Five Hundred Thousand United States of American Dollars
I love the way they state the amount in words. It's a nice touch.

How about: Seven hundred thirteen trillion six hundred thirty one billion five hundred fifty four million six hundred five thousand eight hundred ninety two dollars?
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Robin2

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Eight Million Five Hundred Thousand United States of American Dollars
I love the way they state the amount in words. It's a nice touch.
and still manage to spoil it with a spelling mistake :)

...R
Two or three hours spent thinking and reading documentation solves most programming problems.

ChrisTenone

Atmosphere carries combustion vapors to places where they will do good instead of harm - Mike Faraday's 'History of a Candle': https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6W0MHZ4jb4A

Whoops ::)

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