JeffCoalfax:
Look, I got it. You don't want to help me, but there are others that are willing to so please if all you want to do is continue down this road, save yourself some time and don't respond at all.
Fair enough, it looks like my type of help isn't what you're looking for and the way I post is apparently very aggravating to you, so I'll let you work it out (hopefully) with someone else.