Give me a robot, I make you a website.

Give me a robot, I make you a website. I specialize in HTML, CSS, and XHTML, Web development so if you give me a robot I will make you a High quality Professional website, I dont care if its cheap or great. I will take an arduino or anything with a value more than 20 dollars. Thanks!

What is thread #3 now? A couple more and maybe some will pay you just to stop.