Alrighty then.... I have no idea what I am doing different but I just edited the schematic to remove all the direct connections and added a bunch of ground and +5V symbols. Now it all JustWorks[tm]
Aroo???
{head -> desk}{head -> desk}{head -> desk}{head -> desk}
Minimal Arduino-10-pin-ISP-V1.1.sch (89.7 KB)
Minimal Arduino-10-pin-ISP-V1.1.brd (14.2 KB)