I remain stonkered though by mounting the thing in a weatherproof way...
http://www.wordwebonline.com/en/STONKERED
Adjective: stonkered stóng-ku(r)d
- Very tired
- [Austral, NZ] Very drunk
- To be severely affected by alcohol. Usually accompanied by loss of co-ordination, slurred speech and dishevelled appearance.
- To feel bloatedly full, primarily with food.
- To be stoned. Under the influence of Marijuana. THC poisoning, if you will.
You've seen it here first! A new definition for the word "stonkered"! 
P.S. Thanks bill2009 for writing about your adventure. 
- Brian