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A Russian couple walks down a street in Moscow when the man feels a drop hit his nose.
"I think it's raining," he says to his wife.
"No, that feels like snow to me, dear," she replies.
Just then, a minor communist party official walks towards them.
"Let's not fight about it," the man says. "Let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing."
"It's raining, of course" Comrade Rudolph says and walks on.
But the woman insists, "I know that felt like snow."
To which the man quietly says, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

What did the anode say to the cathode?

Why are you so negative?

gaucho:
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Can anyone explain this joke to me?
Because even though I "got it" 8) I'm "not getting it" ]:D.

Best regards
Jantje

What do you call someone who can't tell the differant between a do-nut and a tea cup.

A topologist!

Two hydrogen ions walking down the street.
First proton "I've lost an electron"
Second proton "Are you sure?"
First proton "Yes, I'm positive"

AWOL:
Two hydrogen ions walking down the street.
First proton "I've lost an electron"
Second proton "Are you sure?"
First proton "Yes, I'm positive"

rofl

Jantje:

gaucho:
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Can anyone explain this joke to me?

OP didn't tell it right.....

There were two elephants in a bathtub and one said "please pass the soap".
The other replied "no soap, radio".

Now if someone has a clue please let me know.

Q: Why are C++ programmers so snobby to C programmers?

A: Well, frankly, the latter doesn't have much class.

codlink:
Q: Why are C++ programmers so snobby to C programmers?

A: Well, frankly, the latter doesn't have much class.

Is there an object to that joke?

retrolefty:

codlink:
Q: Why are C++ programmers so snobby to C programmers?

A: Well, frankly, the latter doesn't have much class.

Is there an object to that joke?

Perhaps in this instance?

It' was something I read while on one of my searches. Hell, I don't even know if I wrote it right..

codlink:
It' was something I read while on one of my searches. Hell, I don't even know if I wrote it right..

Learn about C++ Classes and you will get a couple of bonus jokes as well as powerful coding tools.

codlink:
It' was something I read while on one of my searches. Hell, I don't even know if I wrote it right..

Not sure if you are being serious or extending the joke... If the latter, I laughed out loud.

2 monkeys are sitting in the bath tub.

the first monkey starts going "o o ah ah o o ahh ahh ahh oo" .

The 2nd monkey turns to the 1st monkey and says "Well turn the temperature down!"

The wife looks at me and said, You Left the damn toilet seat up again!

The next day, the wife comes back with the same look and voice, but wait! - I DID leave the toilet seat down!

wife - You ALSO pissed all over the toilet seat!!!

if you're not laughing, you're learning :smiley:

i just find this so funny hahaha

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MAths joke anyone?