Twitter Lamp

your best bet is probably somehow connecting it to your phone using processing for android (http://wiki.processing.org/w/Android), this way you can access the twitter api via arduino. also would need a bluetooth module to connect to the phone. and even using atTiny2313 (http://www.atmel.com/devices/attiny2313.aspx) if you need something small to fix in a tiny space in the lamp.