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GoForSmoke

http://www.iflscience.com/physics/10-science-jokes-nerds/

My favorite:

9. Two atoms are walking along. One of them says:
"Oh, no, I think I lost an electron."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive."
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ChrisTenone

http://www.iflscience.com/physics/10-science-jokes-nerds/

My favorite:

9. Two atoms are walking along. One of them says:
"Oh, no, I think I lost an electron."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive."
Another version, as posted in my lab:

Chlorine (to sodium): "Let's hook up!"
Sodium: "It wouldn't work out."
Chlorine: "You sure?"
Sodium: "I'm positive."

Cause you know NaCl does not have a covalent bond. Explaining it afterward makes it an even nerdier joke. Especially if most people respond with: "I still don't get it."
tanstaafl

GoForSmoke

You probably should not expect most people to know what a covalent bond is or have 10% of the background to see why it means anything but covfefe to them.
1) http://gammon.com.au/blink  <-- tasking Arduino 1-2-3
2) http://gammon.com.au/serial <-- techniques howto
3) http://gammon.com.au/interrupts
Tasking: techniques make the trees, the sketch is the woods.
See the woods and the trees, comment both.

Delta_G

"I still don't get it."
I have a good joke about UDP packets.  I don't care if you get it or not. 
|| | ||| | || | ||  ~Woodstock

ardly

 I make bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Ar
"Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored" - Aldous Huxley

travis_farmer

Another version, as posted in my lab:

Chlorine (to sodium): "Let's hook up!"
Sodium: "It wouldn't work out."
Chlorine: "You sure?"
Sodium: "I'm positive."

Cause you know NaCl does not have a covalent bond. Explaining it afterward makes it an even nerdier joke. Especially if most people respond with: "I still don't get it."
i don't get it. no, really, i don't get it.  :smiley-confuse:
i never took chemistry. i had a chemistry set, but got board with it and mixed all the chemicals at once. I had hopes it would at least blow up, but all it did was make a foul smelling brown liquid. it wouldn't even light on fire... probably best that i don't try chemistry anymore.  :o

I have a good joke about UDP packets.  I don't care if you get it or not. 
he he he :D

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DaveEvans

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

TKall

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce: Unionized

Henry_Best

Physics:-
Every couple has its moment in a field.

Qdeathstar

A creaking creeping shadow
stiff against the freezing fog
glares at a tickless watch.

Time has failed him -- all things shall pass.

TKall

Why do engineers confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 = Dec 25

CrossRoads

That's a good one! Never saw that before, been an engineer a long time too.
Designing & building electrical circuits for over 25 years.  Screw Shield for Mega/Due/Uno,  Bobuino with ATMega1284P, & other '328P & '1284P creations & offerings at  my website.

aarg

  ... with a transistor and a large sum of money to spend ...
Please don't PM me with technical questions. Post them in the forum.

wilykat

Why do engineers confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 = Dec 25
That's new to me.  I've known about octal for a few decades and never heard of this joke before.

TomGeorge

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Jan 20, 2018, 12:24 pm Last Edit: Jan 20, 2018, 12:24 pm by TomGeorge
Four years ago I coodn't spel Ingineer..
Now I are one...

(Problem is its not far from true. :o)
Everything runs on smoke, let the smoke out, it stops running....

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