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GoForSmoke

http://www.iflscience.com/physics/10-science-jokes-nerds/

My favorite:

9. Two atoms are walking along. One of them says:
"Oh, no, I think I lost an electron."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive."
1) http://gammon.com.au/blink  <-- tasking Arduino 1-2-3
2) http://gammon.com.au/serial <-- techniques howto
3) http://gammon.com.au/interrupts
Your sketch can sense ongoing process events in time.
Your sketch can make events to control it over time.

ChrisTenone

http://www.iflscience.com/physics/10-science-jokes-nerds/

My favorite:

9. Two atoms are walking along. One of them says:
"Oh, no, I think I lost an electron."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive."
Another version, as posted in my lab:

Chlorine (to sodium): "Let's hook up!"
Sodium: "It wouldn't work out."
Chlorine: "You sure?"
Sodium: "I'm positive."

Cause you know NaCl does not have a covalent bond. Explaining it afterward makes it an even nerdier joke. Especially if most people respond with: "I still don't get it."
I'm not disparaging the differently abled. I'm stating the fact that thirty years of junior college has made me mentally retarded.

GoForSmoke

You probably should not expect most people to know what a covalent bond is or have 10% of the background to see why it means anything but covfefe to them.
1) http://gammon.com.au/blink  <-- tasking Arduino 1-2-3
2) http://gammon.com.au/serial <-- techniques howto
3) http://gammon.com.au/interrupts
Your sketch can sense ongoing process events in time.
Your sketch can make events to control it over time.

Delta_G

"I still don't get it."
I have a good joke about UDP packets.  I don't care if you get it or not. 
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Please do not PM with technical questions or comments.  Keep Arduino stuff out on the boards where it belongs.

ardly

 I make bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Ar
"Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored" - Aldous Huxley

DaveEvans

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

TKall

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce: Unionized

Henry_Best

Physics:-
Every couple has its moment in a field.

Qdeathstar

A creaking creeping shadow
stiff against the freezing fog
glares at a tickless watch.

Time has failed him -- all things shall pass.

TKall

Why do engineers confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 = Dec 25

CrossRoads

That's a good one! Never saw that before, been an engineer a long time too.
Designing & building electrical circuits for over 25 years.  Screw Shield for Mega/Due/Uno,  Bobuino with ATMega1284P, & other '328P & '1284P creations & offerings at  my website.

aarg

  ... with a transistor and a large sum of money to spend ...
Please don't PM me with technical questions. Post them in the forum.

wilykat

Why do engineers confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 = Dec 25
That's new to me.  I've known about octal for a few decades and never heard of this joke before.

TomGeorge

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Jan 20, 2018, 12:24 pm Last Edit: Jan 20, 2018, 12:24 pm by TomGeorge
Four years ago I coodn't spel Ingineer..
Now I are one...

(Problem is its not far from true. :o)
Everything runs on smoke, let the smoke out, it stops running....

TomGeorge

Do you know any jokes about Sodium?

Na...
Everything runs on smoke, let the smoke out, it stops running....

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