http://www.iflscience.com/physics/10-science-jokes-nerds/My favorite:9. Two atoms are walking along. One of them says:"Oh, no, I think I lost an electron.""Are you sure?""Yes, I'm positive."
"I still don't get it."
Another version, as posted in my lab:Chlorine (to sodium): "Let's hook up!"Sodium: "It wouldn't work out."Chlorine: "You sure?"Sodium: "I'm positive."Cause you know NaCl does not have a covalent bond. Explaining it afterward makes it an even nerdier joke. Especially if most people respond with: "I still don't get it."
I have a good joke about UDP packets. I don't care if you get it or not.
No uranus jokes?
Why do engineers confuse Halloween and Christmas?Because Oct 31 = Dec 25