I could tell you the one about the constipated mathematician, but nnnaaa not a Science JokeOh.. okayHe had to work it out with a pencil.
An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
Do you know any jokes about Sodium?Na...
A cop pulls Heisenberg over and asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?".Heisenberg replies "No, but I know where I am".
Q: Why do jewel thieves use Arduino?A: Cause they want Bling Without Delay.