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TomGeorge

Do you know any jokes about Sodium?

Na...
Everything runs on smoke, let the smoke out, it stops running....

dougp

There are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary numbers.  Those who do and those who don't.
So two neutrinos went into a bar.  Nothing happened.  They were just passing through.

TomGeorge

I could tell you the one about the constipated mathematician, but nnnaaa  not a Science Joke

Oh.. okay

He had to work it out with a pencil.
Everything runs on smoke, let the smoke out, it stops running....

GrooveFlotilla

I could tell you the one about the constipated mathematician, but nnnaaa  not a Science Joke

Oh.. okay

He had to work it out with a pencil.
Real mathematicians use logs.
Per Arduino ad Astra

ardly

How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted one?
An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
"Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored" - Aldous Huxley

Robin2

An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
LOL

...R
Two or three hours spent thinking and reading documentation solves most programming problems.

devcoder

Do you know any jokes about Sodium?

Na...
another version:

I was about to tell you a sodium hydrogen pun, but NaH

ardly

Two chemists walk into a bar.
The first one says "I'll have some H2O".
The second one says "I'll have some H2O too".
The second one dies.
"Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored" - Aldous Huxley

Budvar10

Not about nerds:
A guest at the hotel is calling the hotel service: "Two rums to room 222".
There's a silence in the phone for a while and then: "Tam-ta-da-da, you idiot."
Arduino clone with ATmega1284P   http://forum.arduino.cc/index.php?topic=277260.0

ardly

A cop pulls Heisenberg over and asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?".
Heisenberg replies "No, but I know where I am".
"Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored" - Aldous Huxley

ardly

A cop pulls Heisenberg over and asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?".
Heisenberg replies "No, but I know where I am".
Heisenberg and his passenger Schrödinger get out of the car while the cop searches it. The cop says "Did you know there's a dead cat in here?". Schrödinger replies "Well now we do!"
"Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored" - Aldous Huxley

Robin2

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Feb 12, 2018, 04:33 pm Last Edit: Feb 12, 2018, 04:34 pm by Robin2
An electrician, a chemist and a programmer get into a car for a trip to the beach, but the car won't start..

The chemist says "It must be bad fuel"
The electrician says "There must be a fault in the high tension coil"
The programmer says "If we all get out and then get get back in again it will probably be OK"

...R
Two or three hours spent thinking and reading documentation solves most programming problems.

ardly

A penguin is driving along the highway when, suddenly his engine starts running rough and he sees smoke in his rear view mirror. He pulls off the highway and finds the nearest service station, and pulls up to the garage with the car shaking and sputtering. He tells the mechanic what happened, and the mechanic says "OK, give me 10 minutes to check it out."

Meanwhile, the penguin sees an ice cream shop across the street. Thinking this is a perfect time for a tasty treat, he heads over and gets himself an ice cream cone.

After he finishes, he walks back over to the garage, and asks the mechanic "So, did you find out what's wrong?"

The mechanic looks at the penguin and says "It looks like you blew a seal."

The penguin quickly wipes his face and says "Oh, no, that's just the ice cream."
"Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored" - Aldous Huxley

ChrisTenone

Q: Why do jewel thieves use Arduino?

A: Cause they want Bling Without Delay.
Wubba lubba dub dub!

TomGeorge

Q: Why do jewel thieves use Arduino?

A: Cause they want Bling Without Delay.
ohh thats beautiful and cringe-worthy all at once.. :o :o :o
Everything runs on smoke, let the smoke out, it stops running....

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