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ardly

You are Middle Aged if you;
  • Don't understand what young pheasants are talking about.
  • Struggle to read Chaucer in weak candlelight.
  • Hate rowdy taverns.
  • Constantly worry that you might have the Black Death.
  • Don't know or care who Blondel is sleeping with.
  • Tell your wife that Crusaders seem to look younger every year.
  • Struggle with new technology such as the heavy plough and the longbow.
  • Find Gothic architecture too modern.
  • Keep forgetting who the King is.
  • Dream of buying a second hovel in Farnce.
"Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored" - Aldous Huxley

Robin2

LOL.

I have two middle-aged sons and a daughter that is nearly there.

...R
Two or three hours spent thinking and reading documentation solves most programming problems.

Qdeathstar

A creaking creeping shadow
stiff against the freezing fog
glares at a tickless watch.

Time has failed him -- all things shall pass.

Robin2

Hmm, guess you never can tell how old people are when all you see is text. i had you pegged for being in your mid to late 50's.
66 next month. And male.

...R
Two or three hours spent thinking and reading documentation solves most programming problems.

larryd

#4
Feb 01, 2018, 05:41 pm Last Edit: Feb 01, 2018, 05:42 pm by larryd
"You are Middle Aged "

When you trim your eyebrow wires.
When you need to cut your nose hairs so you can breath.
When your ears have tuffs of hair at the top.
When the only coloured hair on your body is down there.



No technical PMs.
The last thing you did is where you should start looking.

Henry_Best

"You are Middle Aged "

When you trim your eyebrow wires.
When you need to cut your nose hairs so you can breath.
When your ears have tuffs of hair at the top.
When the only coloured hair on your body is down there.
I haven't lost my hair, it has just relocated.

Qdeathstar

Robin, you've also ruined my grandmammy image of you! I'm not going to be able to unread your words.
A creaking creeping shadow
stiff against the freezing fog
glares at a tickless watch.

Time has failed him -- all things shall pass.

ChrisTenone

Love it!  But I had to do this:

You are mediEvil if you;
  • Don't care what young pheasants are all about.
  • Don't read Chaucer cause you can't read.
  • No tavern is rowdy enough.
  • Constantly hope that your neighbor has the Black Death.
  • Listened to The Amazing Blondel in the 970's.
  • Trade your wife for a younger Crusader every year.
  • Love new technology such as the rack and thumbscrew.
  • Find Gothic architecture too Goth.
  • Want to forget who the King is. (No, really.)
  • Dream of buying your peasant neighbor.
I'm not disparaging the differently abled. I'm stating the fact that thirty years of junior college has made me mentally retarded.

TomGeorge

#8
Feb 02, 2018, 01:35 pm Last Edit: Feb 02, 2018, 01:35 pm by TomGeorge
"You are Middle Aged "

When you trim your eyebrow wires.
When you need to cut your nose hairs so you can breath.
When your ears have tuffs of hair at the top.
When the only coloured hair on your body is down there.
Thats me but I'm OLD by most standards except mine.
61
Define what young, middle aged, old, ancient are in years.

Love it!  But I had to do this:

You are mediEvil if you;
  • Don't care what young pheasants are all about.
  • Don't read Chaucer cause you can't read.
  • No tavern is rowdy enough.
  • Constantly hope that your neighbor has the Black Death.
  • Listened to The Amazing Blondel in the 970's.
  • Trade your wife for a younger Crusader every year.
  • Love new technology such as the rack and thumbscrew.
  • Find Gothic architecture too Goth.
  • Want to forget who the King is. (No, really.)
  • Dream of buying your peasant neighbor.


Nice.....but you forgot...  " jus primae noctis "
Tom... :)
Everything runs on smoke, let the smoke out, it stops running....

Robin2

Define what young, middle aged, old, ancient are in years.
It's all in the mind. I am 25.

...R
Two or three hours spent thinking and reading documentation solves most programming problems.

Robin2

my body went soft on me.
The only responses I can think of would not be allowed during family viewing time.

...R
Two or three hours spent thinking and reading documentation solves most programming problems.

Qdeathstar

It's probably for the best Robin...
A creaking creeping shadow
stiff against the freezing fog
glares at a tickless watch.

Time has failed him -- all things shall pass.

TomGeorge

#12
Feb 03, 2018, 12:45 am Last Edit: Feb 03, 2018, 12:54 am by TomGeorge
having just finished a second floor composite desk, in full cold weather gear, and the only available access via a ladder, plus trudging around in the snow... my mind says i feel about 78  :o

way too many days without work. my body went soft on me.

~Travis
Yes,  but look at all that fresh air and exercise and frostbite and pneumonia you got.... Invigorating  :o

To quote Groucho Marx..  "You're only as young as the woman you feel."
wagstaffnet.blogspot.com.au/2013/06/the-comedy-of-groucho-marx.html


Tom... :o
Everything runs on smoke, let the smoke out, it stops running....

larryd

#13
Feb 03, 2018, 01:12 am Last Edit: Feb 03, 2018, 02:10 am by larryd
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Yes,  but look at all that fresh air and exercise and frostbite and pneumonia
You know you are middle aged when you just got a shot of 'Prevnar 13' (Our latest purchase $100 each).  :smiley-confuse:



No technical PMs.
The last thing you did is where you should start looking.

TomGeorge

#14
Feb 03, 2018, 01:24 am Last Edit: Feb 03, 2018, 01:31 am by TomGeorge
You know you are middle aged when you just got a shot of 'Prevnar 13' (Our lastest purchase $100 each).  :smiley-confuse:
Here, Australia, it is covered by PBS, Pharmaceutical Benefits Scheme.
My wife was on Disability Pension Card, so her  shot was free, being over 50yo helps too I think.
The two PBS are for Centrelink Benefit Card Holders and Non Card Holders I think.

This is 2015 patient cost of the shot.
I'm not sure if they are the same, but Pneumovax ie what is dispensed.
Just found a listing, they are the same, put the two names together and you get the full pharmacy name.



Tom... :)  
Everything runs on smoke, let the smoke out, it stops running....

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