Sorry guys, and thanks for the help!
I'm a 'tard

Seems that my 12V power supply was causing some weirdness

This stand-alone stuff introduces it's own set of troubles, especially when other stuff is on the same circuit and AC comes into play...
Here's what I'm fooling with:
It's a NM70R-2P nano muscle in case anyone is wondering. The MAD5 driver is zip-tied to it.
This is the code running it:
int pin = 0; // LED connected to PWM pin 11
int pulsewidth = 20; // Any value between 0 and 255
void setup() {
// None required for analogWrite!
}
void loop() {
analogWrite(pin, pulsewidth);
delay(3000);
analogWrite(pin, 0);
delay(3000);
}
When the LED is illuminated the muscle is "flexing" and it's "relaxing" under it's own power (A spring I suppose) when the LED is off. You can see in the video that there isn't a lot of rotation. I needed the PWM because without it it just "snaps" into position when 5V is placed on the gate.
The migamotors site has some info on driving them with an Arduino.
Sorry about posting before I had exhausted all options

Now I need t shrinkify my voltage regulator. Any ideas on that? I haven't even began looking... And a small battery. I'm thinking one from an electric cigarette would work well. I imagine power consumption/duty cycle would be similar.
Thanks again for the help!