@ Nick- sorry- I read that stuff, but I couldn't find what you are trying to tell me.
For one thing it said:
Examples of unhelpful subject lines:
* Noob here, help needed
Your "Noob asks WHY????" is an example of an unhelpful subject.
Then, did you really, really, read this bit?
11. Tips for getting the most out of your post
Mention which Arduino you have. Is it a Uno? Leonardo? Due? Mini? Mega? The problem might be specific to a certain model.
Post a complete sketch (program code)! If you don't you waste time while people ask you to do that. However, with coding problems, if possible post a "minimal" sketch that demonstrates the problem - not hundreds of lines of code. If the problem goes away in the minimal sketch, it wasn't where you thought it was.
If you get an error, post the error (copy and paste). Not just "I got an error".
You didn't post your code, mention what Arduino you have or post your error message. We aren't trying to attack you, but you aren't trying to help us to help you.