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This is # 1.

http://youtu.be/E1MWocHI3QM

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I must get my sound card working,  its hysterical with captions on, but nothing to do with the real script I am sure !
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one guy says that at his pub, he buys 4 pints, gets one free.

the next guy says that at his pub, he buys 2 pints, gets one free.

the third guy says that at his pub you come in the give you a pint, free.
then they give you another pint free, and a third one free.
and then you get to go upstairs for wild sex, free.

the first two guys think a bit and the first asks "is this real?".
and the second guy asks "do -you- get that?".

and the third guy says "well, no, not me but my sister does, all the time!"

then the fourth guy down at the end says "I think I know your sister.".

That almost sounds like something Kevin Wilson would do a song about.
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Thanks, thats a lot funnier than the captions !
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You have to be a U.S. ham radio operator is get it, but one of my favorite bar jokes goes like:

A Ham operator walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "where did you get that" The parrot answers "Dayton".

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You have to be a U.S. ham radio operator is get it, but one of my favorite bar jokes goes like:

A Ham operator walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "where did you get that" The parrot answers "Dayton".

Lefty (WA6TKD)

I get it. You really can get anything at HF.
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The joke is funny, and with the captions on you get to have another laugh.

"That's nothing" becomes "maximizing". And so on.
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Wow I just sat here and watched 32 episodes of that. Thanks for throwing me in that pit of wasted time!
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If you didn't like it, you wouldn't have watched. Hope you remember a few to use.

Some of them cracked me up, like the three guys whose sons were doing so well.
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You have to be a U.S. ham radio operator is get it,
You have to be a database admin/developer to get it:
A table walks in a bar and sees another table : "Mind if I join you?"
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