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GoForSmoke

I find it harder to express logic in English than in Code.
Sometimes an example says more than many times as many words.

Boffin1

I must get my sound card working,  its hysterical with captions on, but nothing to do with the real script I am sure !
With my mobile phone I can call people and talk to them -  how smart can you get ?

GoForSmoke

one guy says that at his pub, he buys 4 pints, gets one free.

the next guy says that at his pub, he buys 2 pints, gets one free.

the third guy says that at his pub you come in the give you a pint, free.
then they give you another pint free, and a third one free.
and then you get to go upstairs for wild sex, free.

the first two guys think a bit and the first asks "is this real?".
and the second guy asks "do -you- get that?".

and the third guy says "well, no, not me but my sister does, all the time!"

then the fourth guy down at the end says "I think I know your sister.".

That almost sounds like something Kevin Wilson would do a song about.
I find it harder to express logic in English than in Code.
Sometimes an example says more than many times as many words.

Boffin1

Thanks, thats a lot funnier than the captions !
With my mobile phone I can call people and talk to them -  how smart can you get ?

retrolefty

You have to be a U.S. ham radio operator is get it, but one of my favorite bar jokes goes like:

A Ham operator walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "where did you get that" The parrot answers "Dayton".

Lefty (WA6TKD)

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