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« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2013, 05:31:37 am » |
I must get my sound card working, its hysterical with captions on, but nothing to do with the real script I am sure !
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« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2013, 06:46:48 am » |
one guy says that at his pub, he buys 4 pints, gets one free.
the next guy says that at his pub, he buys 2 pints, gets one free.
the third guy says that at his pub you come in the give you a pint, free.
then they give you another pint free, and a third one free.
and then you get to go upstairs for wild sex, free.
the first two guys think a bit and the first asks "is this real?".
and the second guy asks "do -you- get that?".
and the third guy says "well, no, not me but my sister does, all the time!"
then the fourth guy down at the end says "I think I know your sister.".
That almost sounds like something Kevin Wilson would do a song about.
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« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2013, 09:50:35 am » |
Thanks, thats a lot funnier than the captions !
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« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2013, 09:53:27 am » |
You have to be a U.S. ham radio operator is get it, but one of my favorite bar jokes goes like:
A Ham operator walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "where did you get that" The parrot answers "Dayton".
Lefty (WA6TKD)
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« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2013, 12:01:37 pm » |
You have to be a U.S. ham radio operator is get it, but one of my favorite bar jokes goes like:
A Ham operator walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "where did you get that" The parrot answers "Dayton".
Lefty (WA6TKD)
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« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2013, 08:08:22 pm » |
The joke is funny, and with the captions on you get to have another laugh.
"That's nothing" becomes "maximizing". And so on.
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« Reply #7 on: March 06, 2013, 01:18:42 am » |
Wow I just sat here and watched 32 episodes of that. Thanks for throwing me in that pit of wasted time!
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« Reply #8 on: March 06, 2013, 02:39:00 am » |
If you didn't like it, you wouldn't have watched. Hope you remember a few to use.
Some of them cracked me up, like the three guys whose sons were doing so well.
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Have you testrun your PDE file today?
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« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2013, 04:49:37 pm » |
You have to be a U.S. ham radio operator is get it,
You have to be a database admin/developer to get it: A table walks in a bar and sees another table : "Mind if I join you?" |
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