I think it's time for someone (me?) to make a script engine.
I've been told that "The Frankenbotic Thinganator" is wonderfully nondescript, and it's admittedly totally random.
So.. I'm POSITIVE that I am not the only person here with the PDP-BASIC source for "DOGGERAL" among other nonsense random poetry and headline engines..
How many fields? Two? Three? Eleventeen?
"Rectilinear Obfuscation Synthesizer, Revised (Alpha 6.0 Release Candidate)"
"Zapmatic Mashotron"
Or, once the Robot Overlords arise, a simple "Yes, Master" will suffice I suppose.