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2 monkeys are sitting in the bath tub.

the first monkey starts going "o o ah ah o o ahh ahh ahh oo" .

The 2nd monkey turns to the 1st monkey and says "Well turn the temperature down!"
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The wife looks at me and said, You Left the damn toilet seat up again!

The next day, the wife comes back with the same look and voice, but wait! - I DID leave the toilet seat down!

wife - You ALSO pissed all over the toilet seat!!!

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if you're not laughing, you're learning smiley-grin


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i just find this so funny hahaha


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MAths joke anyone?


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Ancient Chinese saying:
Man standing in corner with hands in pockets, not feeling crazy... feeling nuts.
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this is from south park :
My mum is so poor, she walks around with one shoe! when people ask if she had lost a shoe, she answers " no i found one!"
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your mama so fat when she walks pass the TV, 3 seasons go by!
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Is it worse to be nPn'ed upon or to be PnP'ed upon?
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What did one mosfet say to the other one.... you're putting a load on mate!
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What did the NPN transistor say? I'm so fed up with sink duties, when do i get a desk job?
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cjd, you are fired....
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The NPN transistor is at the job center... have you tried out-sourcing instead?
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how come we don' ever see any fish inside a computer?
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didnt know there were so many transistor jokes lol
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