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cjdelphi

2 monkeys are sitting in the bath tub.

the first monkey starts going "o o ah ah o o ahh ahh ahh oo" .

The 2nd monkey turns to the 1st monkey and says "Well turn the temperature down!"

cjdelphi

The wife looks at me and said, You Left the damn toilet seat up again!

The next day, the wife comes back with the same look and voice, but wait! - I DID leave the toilet seat down!

wife - You ALSO pissed all over the toilet seat!!!


cjdelphi

if you're not laughing, you're learning :D



DMond

i just find this so funny hahaha

DMond

MAths joke anyone?

AlxDroidDev

Ancient Chinese saying:
Man standing in corner with hands in pockets, not feeling crazy... feeling nuts.
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DMond

this is from south park :
My mum is so poor, she walks around with one shoe! when people ask if she had lost a shoe, she answers " no i found one!"

DMond

your mama so fat when she walks pass the TV, 3 seasons go by!

cjdelphi

Is it worse to be nPn'ed upon or to be PnP'ed upon?

cjdelphi

What did one mosfet say to the other one.... you're putting a load on mate!

cjdelphi

What did the NPN transistor say? I'm so fed up with sink duties, when do i get a desk job?

JimboZA

cjd, you are fired....
"Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then? "

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cjdelphi

The NPN transistor is at the job center... have you tried out-sourcing instead?

cjdelphi

how come we don' ever see any fish inside a computer?

DMond

didnt know there were so many transistor jokes lol

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