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cjdelphi

I made them all up myself..... lol

JimboZA


I made them all up myself..... lol


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What did the anode say to the cathode?

Why are you so negative?


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DMond

why did mr ohm, marry mrs ohm?
Because he couldn't resistor!

Simpson_Jr

A while ago I was reminiscing with my girl, she asked me the number of sexual relations I had. I told her and asked her the same. Her answer was 14, which seemed like a lot, so I asked her "you've actually slept with 13 guys before me ???" but then she answered "no dear, you're nr 2."
P.s. stolen from a local comedian, hopefully not true in my case...

terryking228

As Entrepreneurs we tend to want to teach our children the lessons that we have learned. Sometimes this is confusing to them.

One entrepreneur sat his four year old son down and said
"It's time for your lesson." What's two plus two?
The little boy said "Two plus two is Six."
"No, son," his father said, two plus two is not six. "Two plus two is four."

"I'm sorry, father," said the little boy. "I thought we were negotiating.
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