So I get about a message every day from Facebook reminding me that "stuff is happening" :
You have new notifications.
A lot has happened on Facebook since you last logged in. Here are some notifications you've missed from your friends.
I have been ignoring them, in fact it is mildly distressing that they are correctly guessing people that I know. Now they follow up with:
Sorry that you've been having trouble logging into your Facebook account.
Get back on Facebook now
You can also get password help or login help on Facebook.
The Facebook Team
Are they providing a service, or ordering me around, do you think?