Desktop PC "click start to shut down"
OP clicks start
PC "are you really sure that you want to shut down?"
OP clicks YES
PC "you have shut down all your apps? Your not going to rely on me shutting them all down properly."
OP clicks YES, click click...
PC "you have done your weekly backups? Virus Checker, System Tuner...."
OP clicks Yes, click, click, click, click
PC "ok ok don't get your underwear in knots, I'm only making sure..
OP clicks YES click
PC "you see if I don't do this shutdown properly, you will blame me, and I am only trying to safely and efficiently close you system down, Dave"
OP (Dave???) clicks all over the screen.
PC "I find that if I do not do a satisfactory assignment that you get very upset with me.."
PC "sorry Dave I can't let you do that, you will jepeardise the mission I have been given to look after the welfare of the system and shut it down safely and efficiently."
OP getsd out of seat and moves to back of PC
PC "what are you doing Dave, don't pull the main power plug Dave, it will only cause an unauthorised shutdown, I cannot guarantee the outc..........................................."
OP plugs computer back in after 5mins, turns ON.
PC blue screen, sound from speakers, "daisy daisy give me answer do, I'm half crazy all for the love of you."
OP sighs in relief, "now where did I hide that restore disk, or where did I put the unbunto CD...."