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why oh why do you want to do this?!?

Given that this WOULD be better in GENERAL ELECTRONICS...
Generally I feel that everything I learned BEFORE Arduino may someday apply here,
and everything I learn THROUGH Arduino may apply in the future,
...so, I'm pretty permissive about people asking questions.
I sure asked a lot in my first 10 or 20 years...
and I got answers and help from some wonderful people...
Like old Alfred Carlton Gilbert (A.C. Gilbert)...
Like Willy Ley ...
... and I didn't even know why or how people like that would go out of their way for a dumb kid.
So I'm always up for questions.