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larryd


My doctor walked into the examining room, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.
Preparing to write on my chart, she pulls a rectal thermometer and tried to write with it.
She realized her mistake, she looks at me, and without missing a beat, she says:

"Well, that's great....that's just great..........some asshole's got my pen!"



No technical PMs.
The last thing you did is where you should start looking.

Patrick_M

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Robin2

She should be fined for the loss of a valuable pen - fiscal rectitude

...R

Two or three hours spent thinking and reading documentation solves most programming problems.

Henry_Best

My doctor walked into the examining room, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.
Preparing to write on my chart, she pulls a rectal thermometer and tried to write with it.
She realized her mistake, she looks at me, and without missing a beat, she says:

"Well, that's great....that's just great..........some asshole's got my pen!"
Did you tell her that "The last thing you did is where you should start looking."?

larryd

No technical PMs.
The last thing you did is where you should start looking.

Delta_G

Better than my last colonoscopy...

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Robin2

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Aug 15, 2018, 09:32 pm Last Edit: Aug 15, 2018, 09:33 pm by Robin2
I suppose the other response when the Doc found the thermometer in her hand could have been

"Oh sh*t, where did I put my biro?"

...R

PS ... the best ones take some time.
Two or three hours spent thinking and reading documentation solves most programming problems.

wilykat

Better than my last colonoscopy...


So he's sitting on the fence? Can't decide if your joke's good or not?

ChrisTenone

Dude. No.
You gotta stop posting that picture! I'm literally having nightmares.






ps, by literally, I mean "literally, true, as it happened", rather than as some newer dictionary define the word as: "figuratively, not literally, metaphorical in nature, not actually true".
I'm not disparaging the differently abled. It's just that thirty years of community college has literally made me mentally retarded.

TomGeorge

Dude. No.
You gotta stop posting that picture! I'm literally having nightmares.

ps, by literally, I mean "literally, true, as it happened", rather than as some newer dictionary define the word as: "figuratively, not literally, metaphorical in nature, not actually true".
Ditto... :o :o :o
Everything runs on smoke, let the smoke out, it stops running....

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