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If I had to watch football with a beer in my hand, I'd complain about being distracted from drinking.
Well said smiley-grin

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Just a bunch of puffs kicking a ball of puff round a field...
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A metaphor is a figure of speech concisely expressed by an implied analogy between two objects or ideas, conveyed by the use of a word instead of another.
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Looks like our friend Kelly is back again :p
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Nahh they were just slow-to-come through feed posts...

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sudo make me a (bread+ham+lettuce+cheese+bread)
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We have had to ban several IPs coming from china...
Damn Chinese people... smiley-razz
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Sudo make you a what?

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A sandwitch, contrary to popular belief, is not actually a spelling error meant to say "sandwich", but is actually a Warlock, Witch, Dragon or any other mystical rare creature that are found in certain fables and, of course, extremely hostile. These creatures have the ability to disguise themselves in the form of a sandwich. The fact is that so many people, when hearing another warning them of their impending doom at the hands of a Sandwitch, believe that they are referring to the food, so that as soon as they reach out to get a bite, the Sandwitch would strike!

It is estimated that 95% of the average U.S. population is unaware of this threat, as many people have said: "It's the idiots that run that country." But, ironically, Canada and any other country on Terra seems to be immune to this threat.

The Sandwitches also account for 550% of unexplained murders that have taken place on Terra and 60% of explained ones.
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sudo make me a ((bread)+(ham)+(lettuce)+(cheese)+(bread))  smiley-razz
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oh you mean a sandwich...
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Or even a sandwich.  ;D
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It's like he's telling me something metaphorically!
*returns to ironically eating a sandwich*
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Or even a sandwich.
Who said any different smiley-razz
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sudo make me a ((bread)+(ham)+(lettuce)+(cheese)+(bread))
That's a mean sandwich...

I couldn't eat one of those now before bed...
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How about sudo make me something to eat?
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how about

while(me == hungry){
       feed();
}

[edit]In function 'void loop()':
error: 'me' was not declared in this scope
error: 'hungry' was not declared in this scope
error: 'feed' was not declared in this scope[/edit]
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or
Code:
#define hungry 1337
#define not_hungry 7331
#define sandwich 1733

void feed()
{
  me = not_hungry;
}

int me =  not_hungry;
if(me==not_hungry){me==hungry;}
while(me == hungry){
      feed();
}
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Code:
mov mouth,sandwich
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