Maybe wrap them in bags of coke to put them off the scent?
Would Pepsi work?
The SAM3X8E (sans errata) is a really amazing part.
1G ARM cortex-A8 processor, NEON, VFPv3, 256KB L2 cache Mali400, OpenGL ES GPU 512M/1GB DDR3 @480MHz HDMI 1080p Output 10/100M Ethernet 4Gb Nand Flash 2 USB Host, 1 micro SD slot, 1 SATA, 1 ir 96 extend pin including I2C, SPI, RGB/LVDS, CSI/TS, FM-IN, ADC, CVBS, VGA, SPDIF-OUT, R-TP.. Running Android, Ubuntu and other Linux distributions
168Mhz ARM CortexM4F microcontroller with DSP and floating-point hardware acceleration.1024KiB of flash memory, 192KiB of RAM.MEMS accelerometer and gyro, magnetometer and barometric pressure sensor.8 RC Input standard PPM , PPMSUM , SBUS8 RC Output at 490 hz1 integrated high speed data flash for logging data1 Can bus 2 i2c Bus3 Serial port available one for GPS 1 for serial option 1 for serial telemetry.3 digital switch (ULN2003).Jtag support for onboard realtime debugger.1 Buzzer output.1 Input for control lipo voltage
- ARM Cortex-M4F microcontroller running at 168MHz with DSP and floating-point hardware acceleration. - 1024KiB of flash memory, 192KiB of RAM. - MEMS accelerometer and gyro, magnetometer and barometric pressure sensor. - Flexible expansion bus and onboard power options.
Then again, as a customer, the $35 + SD card price of Raspberry Pi is pretty appealing.
and it could be argued that it's better value than the Due.