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GoForSmoke

Feb 29, 2012, 06:04 pm Last Edit: Feb 29, 2012, 06:08 pm by GoForSmoke Reason: 1
Found a decent list at this site:
http://www.workjoke.com/programmers-jokes.html

Now I've got too many favorites.

--- oh yeah;

Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
I find it harder to express logic in English than in Code.
Sometimes an example says more than many times as many words.

Jack Christensen

Good one there from Donald Knuth. Who knows the name of the journal in which he published his first paper?
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GoForSmoke

I missed it, didn't learn to actually read until 62.

Did he publish before this?
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Knuth was one of the founding editors of the Engineering and Science Review which won a national award as best technical magazine in 1959.


I find it harder to express logic in English than in Code.
Sometimes an example says more than many times as many words.

maniacbug

This is my current favorite...  %^#& Programmers Say  Really only makes sense you've watch a lot of the other "&^%# ________ says" videos.


raron

Found this one recently: http://clientsfromhell.net

Not strictly about programming though.
I liked this one:

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"You're making this too complicated when it's really quite simple. All you have to do is make the software completely configurable so it can do whatever I need it to."

:P

cr0sh


This is my current favorite...  Really only makes sense you've watch a lot of the other "&^%# ________ says" videos.


So very true...LOL! :D
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GoForSmoke


Found this one recently: http://clientsfromhell.net

Not strictly about programming though.
I liked this one:

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"You're making this too complicated when it's really quite simple. All you have to do is make the software completely configurable so it can do whatever I need it to."

:P



Sell him C++
I find it harder to express logic in English than in Code.
Sometimes an example says more than many times as many words.

takao21106

They actually figured out it should be named C----,
C++ is incorrect. But this was too much effort, it became C#.

Well it could be C---- indeed
I also have PIC related web domain.

Grumpy_Mike

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it became C#.

I always thought that should have been called "I can't believe it's not Java"

liudr


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it became C#.

I always thought that should have been called "I can't believe it's not Java"


Or two crisscrossed plus signs. Was that a correct word?

cyberteque

Network engineer gets drafted.

One day he's on the target range.

Fires a round, doesn't hit the target

another round, doesn't hit the target

another round, doesn't hit the target

Guy at the butts asks what he's shooting at.

Network engineer puts his finger over the muzzle, fires, blows his fingertip off.

Calls down to the guy at the butts, says...

"It's working here, problem must be on your end."

NI$HANT

A "hehhahahhahahhhoohohooohahahhahahah------(Infinite Array)" on all those jokes.
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