He doesnt have storage needs. He just wants to hook random stuff together.

how correct you are, sir!... and to add to the list, i've discovered two usb game controllers, and a PS/2 number pad (my wife is an accountant - and she believes me to be quite the nerd)

... eeprom is promising, but i've no experience with it... and it appears that using computer ram wholy is out of my league right now, but those that i have are simms for a laptop, which don't seem to have the onboard eeprom ...
i just need to reset and let the rational side of the brain catch up to the creative side!..
thanks,
isaac