What's an electrical engineer's favourite salad?

Ohm Slaw

(Sorry..... )

An Alaskan carpenter would prefer "Cold saw"

...R

Or in West Virginia, Coal Slaw.

A goldfields resident "Gold Slaw"

Usain Bolt. "Fasta Salad"

Amateur Radio Operator "Tuner Salad"

New York Taxi Driver "Waldorf Salad"
(Might be pushing the connection there.)

I thought "Waldorf Salad" was for Basil Fawlty ?

Que?

...R

Wasn't Basil the pet Siberian Hamster????

Waldorf ?
That grumpy muppet ?

Robin2:
An Alaskan carpenter would prefer "Cold saw"

...R

Although it has no redeeming qualities, here is my ...

... saw sack redemption.

TomGeorge:
Wasn't Basil the pet Siberian Hamster????

Also.

And I thought it was a white rat.

...R

TomGeorge:
Wasn't Basil the pet Siberian Hamster????

Filigree, yep.

Ended up in the ratatouille :wink:

I went to pub for a snack.
The bar lady asked had I tried their Ploughman's lunch
"Yes," I said. It was very nice but I won't be having it again.
"Why ever not," asked the bar lady.

"He hit me!"

I have a coat around here somewhere.

Nowt wrong with a Ploughman's with some good strong Stilton and some Branston pickle, and a pint of the landlord's best bitter.

My favourite salad comprises of tomato, mushrooms a hunk of bread, cold cuts and some cheese.

Oh hold on.

I'm thinking of Pizza again.

My favourite salad is a kebab

If you are not in a hurry you could add some queue-cumber.

...R

owlday:
My favourite salad is a kebab

Heh..., my favourite cake is a schnitzel.
P.S.: Sorry for OT.

Salad is not food: salad is what food eats.