iPAD!!!!!  OMG!!!

Well, why I need a bigger Iphone?

Presbyopia: it's no coincidence that, now that Jobs and all the original Mac buyers are on the AARP mailing list, he's releasing an iPhone with BFF* capabilties.

Plus, the larger size means a bigger GPS antenna, and the improved resolution makes it suitable for navigating scooters and walkers around the nursing home.

  • "BFF" = Big &%^$ing Fonts