Looks almost as cool as Zeo!
I dunno if I want to use a subliminal coaching machine purchased from a site that set at least NINE cookies before showing the home page (It may have wanted to do more, but I clicked "Deny" when Firefox asked permission for the ninth).
"When you wake up, you will feel refreshed and confident, and have an irresistible urge to order a Zeo for each of your immediate family members..."