Proof of shock on a stick proves nothing - he could have been banging on a riot shield to intimidate.
so it needs another fast temp sensor to measure the bodyheat 
Or the riotshield needs sensors too so matching 'bangs' cancel eachother out....
I like the concept but then for a baseball bat, hockeystick. How fast was the swing, how hard was the bal hit, could make a good exerciser.