Youtube bar jokes series:

retrolefty:
You have to be a U.S. ham radio operator is get it, but one of my favorite bar jokes goes like:

A Ham operator walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "where did you get that" The parrot answers "Dayton".

Lefty (WA6TKD)

I get it. You really can get anything at HF.