El Capitan - Arduino IDE serial port problems

So I got this Arduino DCcEle DCcduino UNO from my Pop. Trying to upload to it using USB cable to MacBook Pro, early 2011, running El Capitan.

No USB ports that are useful show up, just bluetooth and wireless.

Tried some of the stuff suggested, nothing works. Don't want to use a pc.

What's the best way to proceed to play with this thing?

I need to be able to upload some code to it.

solved it myself ->http://www.jasinski.us/cheap-arduino-clone-dccele-dccduino-un