Show me yours.

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the pre-Christmas pressure.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor.

In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor.

He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?"

And thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: :grin: :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

Be careful of females. :wink:

Watch this Youtube video till the end.

can’t believe i was the only one willing to lift my skirt.

Larry, this is why I'm a animaltarian.

Is the animaltarian same as secondary vegetarian?
(Cow is eating grass and secondary vegetarian is eating beef.)

My

How many songs can you identify here?

larryd:
How many songs can you identify here?

  1. Oh Holey Knight,
  2. Silent Knight,
  3. Roasting Nut Chests on an Open Fire,
  4. C'mon Ye Old Faithful,
    and 17. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa's Beard

We haven't put up the indoor tree yet, but here's the door:

ChrisTenone:
We haven't put up the indoor tree yet, but here's the door:

OK OK, I'm getting my coat

...R

It’s gonna be 73F today.

  1. Oh Holey Knight,
    oh holy night
    Yes

  2. Silent Knight,
    Yes

  3. Roasting Nut Chests on an Open Fire,
    Yes
    chestnuts roasting on an open fire

  4. C'mon Ye Old Faithful,
    Yes
    oh come all ye faithful

and

  1. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa's Beard
    Yes
    i saw mommy kissing santa claus
  1. Jingle Bells
  2. Let It Snow! Let It Snow!...
  1. Oh Little Town of ... since there is a minaret, it looks more like Jerusalem to me, but, ok ... Bethlehem.
  1. I saw three ships - Sting
  1. Jingle Bells
    Yes

  2. Let It Snow! Let It Snow!...
    Yes

  3. Oh Little Town of ... since there is a minaret, it looks more like Jerusalem to me, but, ok ... Bethlehem.
    Yes
    oh little town of Bethlehem

  4. I saw three ships - Sting
    Yes

larryd:
Yes...Yes...

What did I win? :slight_smile:

  1. Santa is coming to town ???

  2. Katy Perry on the Simpsons Muppet Parody
    starts at 3:00

  3. Joy to the world

  1. Jingle Bells
  2. Good King Wenceslas
  3. Joy to the World
  4. Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer
  5. Come All Yea Faithful
  6. I'm Dreaming of a White Xmas
  7. Away in a Manger
  8. We Three Kings
  9. I saw Three Ships
  10. Oh Holy Night
  11. Away in a Manger
  12. I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
  13. Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
  14. Let it Snow
  15. Silent Night.
  1. Jingle Bells
    Yes

  2. Good King Wenceslas
    Not yet

  3. Joy to the World
    Yes

  4. Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer
    Yes

  5. Come All Yea Faithful
    Yes

  6. I'm Dreaming of a White Xmas
    Yes

  7. Away in a Manger
    Yes

  8. We Three Kings wee as in small as the flowers are big :wink:
    Yes

  9. I saw Three Ships
    Yes

  10. Oh Holy Night
    Yes

  11. Away in a Manger
    Yes

  12. I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
    Yes

  13. Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
    Yes

  14. Let it Snow
    Yes Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow

  15. Silent Night.
    Yes

  16. Santa is coming to town ???
    Yes

  17. Katy Perry on the Simpsons Muppet Parody
    starts at 3:00
    Not yet

  18. Joy to the world
    Yes

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