"Compilers are like boyfriends, you miss a period and they go crazy on you."
To which I would reply: 'if you know its missing, why the **** can't you put it in yourself'
Haha - could have a coding auto-correct system but then everyone would get lazy...
I used to use a Pascal compiler that would say something like 'semi-colon missing after final end'.
Oh, that is nothing, the haskell compiler will spew out garbage at you if you miss a tab.