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larryd

Nov 12, 2020, 03:02 am Last Edit: Nov 12, 2020, 03:03 am by larryd
I asked my wife if I was the only one she's been with.

She said, "Yes, the others were at least sevens or eights".

:o


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CrossRoads

That was funny! First good chuckle I've had in the forum for a while.   :smiley-cool:
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westfw

In Hawaii, it's not permitted to laugh loudly.  You have to restrict yourself to A Low "Hah"...

larryd

Dave & Nadine are at the airport in Phoenix, awaiting their flight.
 
They are dressed in heavy boots, parka, scarf, mittens, all ready to head home to the Canadian winter.

An old American couple standing nearby in shorts are intrigued by their manner of dress.

The wife says to her husband, "Look at that couple. I wonder where they're from?"

He replies, "How would I know?"

She counters, "You could go and ask them."
 
He says, "I don't really care. You want to know, you go ask them."

She decides to do just that, walks over to the couple and asks,

"Excuse me, I've noticed the way you're dressed and I wonder where you're from?"

Dave replies, "Saskatoon, Saskatchewan."

The woman returns to her husband who asks, " So, where are they from?"

She replies, "I don't know. They don't speak English."


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larryd

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Qdeathstar

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Dec 06, 2020, 01:36 am Last Edit: Dec 06, 2020, 01:36 am by Qdeathstar
Oh dear. I see that was deleted. I thought it would be ok with the nsfw tags. Sorry.
A creaking creeping shadow
stiff against the freezing fog
glares at a tickless watch.

Time has failed him -- all things shall pass.

TomGeorge

I know a guy who likes to make up puns, at the moment he is trying to make puns about carpenters, but he thinks they wooden work....
Everything runs on smoke, let the smoke out, it stops running....

larryd

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TomGeorge

@larryd, homemade music, "blame it on the covid"... :) :) :)
Everything runs on smoke, let the smoke out, it stops running....

Henry_Best

I was going to post some glue puns, but I think they might be too tacky.

TomGeorge

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Dec 14, 2020, 09:02 pm Last Edit: Dec 14, 2020, 09:02 pm by TomGeorge
I was going to post some glue puns, but I think they might be too tacky.
:) :) :)
My Grandfather worked at a glue factory, he was stuck to his job!!!!
Everything runs on smoke, let the smoke out, it stops running....

Robin2

My Grandfather worked at a glue factory, he was stuck to his job!!!!

Did he adhere to all the rules?

...R
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TomGeorge

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Dec 14, 2020, 11:05 pm Last Edit: Dec 14, 2020, 11:08 pm by TomGeorge
Did he adhere to all the rules?

...R
He was a stickler for the rules...
PS. He worked at a factory on the Slough Trading Estate, my dad was a  £10 POM.
Everything runs on smoke, let the smoke out, it stops running....

Robin2

Working in a glue factory must have been a really 'poxy job.

...R
Two or three hours spent thinking and reading documentation solves most programming problems.

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