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[pauses to get reactions.. expecting range from "OMG you are dead" to "I did that once, just before the divorce"]
Okay, don't panic, this will cost you money and time besides the never live it down part.
Bed, Bath and Beyond; go scout out what they got on your own. If it looks promising, you'll have to supply the angle on "new, honey!" and even cheap flowers is 10x better than no flowers at all.
hehe.. Not likely. You don't stand a chance. Can't get That Pattern and No Other Will Do. Speaking of Will, is yours made out?