Grumpy_Mike:
Bed, Bath and Beyond;
Being from the UK the only experience of that shop is from the Simpsons, what is the beyond section like?
Lot of Kitchen, sometimes there's real artsy stuff for reasonable. I bet they got counter top. If not then Lowes or like.
He could go for the quick, honorable way out and resurface with polished stone floor tiles and say, look if it was like this before then it woun'taburnt in the first place! Be dead before he hits the floor, just from the look.