Anyone know any good C++ Jokes?

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Not strictly a C++ gag, but seasonal:

#!/bin/bash 

# Santa Claus is coming to town

better !pout !cry
better watchout
lpr why
santa_claus < north_pole >town

cat /etc/passwd > list
ncheck list
ncheck list
grep naughty list >coal
grep nice list >gift
santa_claus < north_pole >town

who | grep sleeping
who | grep awake
who | egrep 'bad|good'

for goodness_sake; do
be_good;
done