Arduino mini pro with that avrdude: stk500_recv(): programmer not responding

I have just read 4 hours worth of info and tried several things all to no avail. It's this business again:

avrdude: stk500_recv(): programmer is not responding
avrdude: stk500_getsync ...

I'm using the FTDI basic with an Arduino Pro mini. Brand new.
I actually bought a second one of each just in case I had torched the first pair. Same sad situation. However:

  1. I checked the connections and voltages.

  2. All six pins on both headers are used between the boards.

  3. The Arduino board has never been connected to anything but the FTDI basic (since I received it new).

  4. I can see on an oscillocope that the reset is asserted, pin 29 of the Atmel (only once per download attempt, not once per stk500_getsync() attempt).

  5. Nonetheless, I've got a blister from hitting the reset button in a series of boring and
    unproductive trials.

  6. I can stop what I'm doing and program my Duemilanove robot with the same IDE, Genuino 1.8.3. The IDE and serial connection all work.

  7. The Serial Monitor echoes if I connect the FTDI in loopback.

  8. I see no activity on the Serial Monitor during download attempts (I don't know if I should expect to)

  9. I even bought the recommended 3' USB cable with the second pair of parts.

  10. The red LED for power is on.

  11. On "programming" the green LED on the board blinks once, then makes one lame blink and nothing.

  12. The FTDI voltage is unchanged from the factory 5v setting.

  13. I have not yet heard back from Sparkfun if those boards come with a bootloader pre-programmed.

  14. I even lost my mind and swapped the TX and RX lines in case the board was mislabelled.

  15. I have some pictures, attached.

What am I missing here? I want to go back to etch tanks and EEPROM burners and wire-wrapping.

Any help appreciated.

PartsIsParts.png

FTDIbasic5voltLoopback.png

SerialMonitor_9600baudReply.png

Settings.png

ResetAtPin29.png

Try selecting "Arduino Pro or Pro Mini" instead of Arduino Mini.

Pro Mini uploads at 57600 Baud rate , whlle Arduino Mini uploads at 115200.

OMFG. I scanned the list and never saw that.

The blinking thing is blinking.

Thank you very, very much.