"My manager/supervisor/teacher tells me to walk to Alaska. I want you guys to carry me."
"I've already told you ten times I don't intend to get out of my chair. You tell me how to get to the supermarket without leaving my house. It's a simple question, isn't it? Why don't you just do as I ask??"
"I've heard that with these sneakers you can run a marathon. The furthest I've ever walked on any other pair of shoes is from my comfy chair to the fridge. Tell me how to tie the laces on these new sneakers so I can start to fly."
"McDonalds."
(...sorry, what do you mean exactly?)
"McDonalds!! McDonalds!!!!"