BEGINNERS: Think of everything as a function()

PaulMurrayCbr:
I know not everyone agrees, but when I see a thread like this my response is always "go do a free C++ tutorial - there are thousands to pick from".

I certainly agree: (OP here)... but the masses don't even think of searching for a suitable tutorial - let alone actually spend time doing one! I'm just trying to trickle feed some of dubious experience!