but when i tried to make it like a function...

The wording is from a recent thread and triggered my dirty mind. :D

What would that mean?

Predictable and as fast as possible?

Probably the partner optimizes in different directions... ;)

Randomly seldom?

go all the way?


Recursive. Plus a modest delay to account for refractory period.

...The parameters are so stacked up against me, I end up returning home.