Make me think of the Three Stooges routine when Moe asks Curly for the time? Curly pulls up his sleeve to reveal three watches and asks Moe: "What's with the three watches?" Curly replies: "That's how I tell time. See, the one on this end is three hours fast every other day. The one on the other end is two hours slow each Thursday. The one in the middle is broken and stopped at 3 o'clock" "So," says Moe, "What time is it?" Curly reaches into his pocket, pulls out a pocket watch, and says: "Four-thirty."