PaulS:
I am not good enough at maths/programming to implement the change.
Cut the crap. You don't have to be good at math to program. The Arduino is.
That doesn't make any sense at all. The Arduino is so good at maths it will overcome my programming inadequacy and do so itself?
I've been staring at it for quite some time, nothing happening.
Why would I ask for help if I didn't need it?
And I don't see why you would even bother typing a hostile message when you could just not type one at all, seriously wasting your own time.