I have no reason to explain myself to you, you're an arrogant POS, but I'll be brief.
Never said it was difficult, just said I couldn't do it.
Or program an Arduino to do it rather.
Why don't you go try screw a female/male/whatever instead of being a condescending dick? It might loosen you up.
Unless that's not an option for you, in that case I'm sorry you're such a wanker.